Surely not.

People want this?? Surely not, but apparently so. Dear mercy.

Meanwhile, In Germany of the Day: A Bavarian entrepreneur has begun selling cans filled with the scent of cow farts in an effort to provide homesick city-dwelling country folk with “the authentic smell of the country.”

“Countryside air to go” creator Daniela Dorrer said there are plans to add other smells such as horse, straw, pigs, and manure, “[b]ut most people miss the smell of the cows in the country, not really surprising as much of the smell is from cows.

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Well, Daniel did say he'd be interested in the "hay" scent, so who knows?! This is just not my thing. Craziest thing I've seen this week!